Meet the t-shirt that says, "I lift heavy, bark louder, and still smell like a daisy." Inspired by the majestic Rottweiler who could bench press your excuses and still make it to brunch — this design isn’t just art, it’s a power move wrapped in florals.
🌸 Floral war paint? Yep.
🔥 Steel stare? Definitely.
💥 Badass energy with petal power? You know it.
Whether you’re headed to the range, walking the pup, or just need something loud enough to match your confidence. Covered front to back, just like your alibi.
Perfect for:
Dominating IPSC stages
Warning the world you’re not to be pet without permission
Looking great while buying dog treats and ammo in the same trip
Warning: May cause people to stop you mid-walk and ask where you got it. Just growl softly and say “Frosty Trigger.”
